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The best (and most romantic) way of describing Johnlock. From my 86 year old Grandpa

  • Grandpa: You know, I think Sherlock and John might end up together.
  • Gramma: You think they're homosexual?
  • Grandpa: Not really.
  • Gramma: So what do you mean you think they'll end up together?
  • Grandpa: (frustrated) I think that they're perfect for each other! I mean, just look at them together!
  • Gramma: (raises an eyebrow)
  • Grandpa: Stop with the homosexual! They should be with each other because they GO together! They make each other happy! Isn't that what being in a good relationship's about?
  • Grandpa: Saying someone's homosexual is like saying I love blonds.
  • Gramma: You do like blonds dear.
  • Grandpa: But you're not blond.
  • Gramma: No... I'm not.
  • Grandpa: You never have been! I feel in love with you with brown hair and stayed in love when you turned grey. I love you for you. Grey or brunette, young or old. Just like John and Sherlock.
  • Gramma: (smiling)
  • Grandpa: John may like women like I like blonds, but that doesn't mean he's going to ignore someone perfect for him just because it's not a woman. And Sherlock clearly loves him.
  • Gramma: I thought you said he's not interested in any of that.
  • Grandpa: Maybe not in other people. But look how he looks at John! He looks at him like I looked at you on our wedding day. It's love. Not something so trivial as whether he's a man or woman.
  • Grandpa: (out of breath)
  • Gramma: I knew I married you for a reason.
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The following audio was recorded in a house in Philadelphia. The home owner complained of creepy noises coming from the basement at night

A digital recorder was placed in the basement to record any noises. After 3 days of nothing, they finally found this.

They claim to have not altered it in any way. 

It sounds non human and almost animal like. But not like a raccoon found in your backyard, something far more sinister. 

I think I should just put in here, that sightings of demons have always been reported to be a half humanoid/animal like creatures. 

Definitly sent chills down my spine.

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Audio post for the creepy sounds heard in outer space

This is fucking insane… I don’t expect you guys to believe me and I don’t know if this is real or not but when I would hear “voices” and shit, they sounded like this. Fuck.

So most comments of my post are something like this:

and then I see your comment and I’m absolutely terrified for you because the home owners could’ve just moved out, but for you sounds as scary as this are coming from your own mind

how do you escape that?

just when I thought this post couldn’t get any scarier, I received this message

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A RICK ROLL BUT IT WASNT IM AFRAID

IT IS LIKE MIDNIGHT OH MY GOD I SO DID NOT NEED THIS

2 seconds in I was like FUCK NO I NEED TO SLEEP SOME TIME TONIGHT NOT DOING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

Lying in bed at 1:00am, I started playing this. I listened for three seconds. Now I’m gonna be awake all night.